scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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rachelzaney:

I WOULD WORK OUT EVERY DAY IF MY WORK OUT PARTNER WAS A WALRUS

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

kingofdicks:

Possibly the greatest line in anime history. 

Naruto ch 619

beposbutt:

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holy shit guys, this is NaruSasuimage

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ittibanmin:

follow the leader part. 2

pokemonmasterkimba:

joodleeatsrainbows:

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“Pole dancing, what a slutty job, I bet they failed at college or something”

I wish I had the grace of a professional pole dancer. or even just their upper body strength because holy shit.

Howard Shore
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The moment in The Hobbit when you start crying.

weirdnessloveandscifi:

I love how when fan-fiction writers have friends in the fandom, to demonstrate their friendship, they dedicate porn to one another.

I think that’s lovely.

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